Well it was the last big game before Nobby's shit world tour (or is it Nobby Shit's world tour) and I thought maybe all of the GOBDO's would be out to rob him before he left. How wrong I was, only myself and Reg came out to play and Reg had a back nine collapse which meant Nobby won a pound ! There were some very reasonable excuses for absenteeism apart from (hang your head in shame) Paul Norry who told me ( in complete secrecy ) that he had a much better offer and that now he was 'so long' he really didn't see the reason to play with us anymore. Well he has learnt his lesson and has realised that he cannot win amongst the more seasoned professionals and is crawling back to us next week where he will find forgiveness from his fellow GOBDO's. I look forward to extracting a pound from him then.
Have a great trip Nobby and come back to us safe. Remember one day the cushion may be yours for a week.
All the best boys
Vera