I am writing my first blog under a pseudonym as anonamity is priceless at this point. Todays Christmas golf was frankly very disappointing whilst being paired with perhaps 2 of the best GOBDO's in terms of actually winning a quid I was forced to play a very conservative game due to some very slow play from the threesome in front. Instead of my usual very long drives I was inclined to duck hook to save time and not force the pace in front. You can not imagine my horror when I discovered that Paul had actually won and to boot took £2 FROM ME. I am building myself up to break the news to my son that his private education is no more. We then visited the bandclub where the atmosphere was very different with the only other customer being very hairy. The Chadni Indian took over an hour to arrive but the cheese provided by our host was very tasty. If St. Alban lives through his disease I would like to say thanks for the money and come back soon.